December 2011
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51 Guy Facts
1. Guys hate sluts.
2. “Hey, are you busy?” or “Are you doing something?” ~ two phrases guys open with to stop from stammering on the phone.
3. Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.
4. Before they call, guys try to plan out a little about what they’re gonna say so there...
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Asian Categorization
Vietnamese = The business motherfuckers (nail shops).
Filipinos = The talented motherfuckers.
Cambodian & Laos = The ghetto & gangster motherfuckers.
Japanese = The high-tech motherfuckers.
Chinese = The cheap & saving motherfuckers.
Koreans = The dramas motherfuckers
Indians = The advertising motherfuckers
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